So the other day I just decide to take it and spend it with my very sexy wife. And we end up at our local bike shop and rent a tandem. It’s a beautiful bike and I grab the front spot, because I want to steer this thing. The person in the second seat (her) is called the ‘stroker’ simply because that’s all they do; they stroke. Now I love getting ‘stroked’ by her. But seriously, honestly, I glance behind about after an hour or so and there’s absolutely nothing going on. Nothing. Not once was I ever stroked!